So What Really Happened In Tiger’s Accident

Golf’s mega-star Tiger Woods was injured in a single car accident early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion.

Woods reportedly hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor’s yard after he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 AM.

So where was Tiger going in the middle of the night?

Well, the accident comes just days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess. Could the accident been the result of some kind of fight between Tiger and his wife?

Police released a statement saying, “Right now we believe this is a traffic crash. We do not believe this is a domestic issue.”

Then what was going on at 2:30 in the morning. If he was going out for milk, we would have heard about that.

I think he was heading out for a late night booty call.

The story is; Tiger’s wife smashed out the SUV’s window to get him out. She probably got mad and broke the window. He was distracted and wrecked the car and hit his head.

Of course, this is just my theory, but something shady was going on that night.